Last day of work at Vodafone yesterday and man does it feel good to be finally free! Well, technically unemployed. Well, until Monday. The “leaving party” was pretty good, mostly consisting of me wandering into Safeways and buying one packet of every decent-looking junk food item available. I was quite impressed that the cashier managed to just ring up so much chocolate so early in the morning without raising an eyebrow. Trudging up the road with all those bags was a bit of a mission, but looked suitably impressive as I walked into the office laden with goodies.

The unfortunate incident leading to Rayhan being asked to leave rather put a damper on things. Fortunately he’s managed to find another job in Croydon already. Not only that but the jammy git managed to win £50 in the office bingo before leaving!